This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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