Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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