So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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