sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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