What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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