CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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