We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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