she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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