I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house