so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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