Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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