I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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