i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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