is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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