just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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