I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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