you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Im part way to drunk.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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