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(586): View more from Michigan

your parents love me but you hate me

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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(705): View more from Ontario

How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

(1-705): View more from Ontario

I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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(416): View more from Ontario

we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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(925): View more from California

I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'

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(315): View more from New York

I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.

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(734): View more from Michigan

my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day

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(416): View more from Toronto

He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!

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