Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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