Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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