google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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