"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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