Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dick very happy bro
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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