Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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