i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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