i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My ATM looks so different sober.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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