and she was petting her beer can
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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