did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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