Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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