she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
