Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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