Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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