We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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