By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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