..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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