I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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