She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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