have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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