these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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