I need help removing her.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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