You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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