i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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