That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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