I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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