Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We need a shit load of segways right now
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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