I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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