As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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