Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize