I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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