Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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