Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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