she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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