So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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