Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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