Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
